To give you an idea what I went through for Sat. post: Ninjas. Demon dogs. Goat demon. Crazy zombie lady. Oh, and GODDAM NINJAS!!!!!
Moving on then.
"Warrior of Sunlight" Covenant
In the last post you saw me using lightning bolts and using a gesture called "Praise the Sun." These are the perks of joining the "Warrior of Sunlight" covenant.
To do this you need 25 faith and to pray at the alter shortly after running under the bitch-ass dragon.
So what happened to the statue? Dragon shat on it and it broke? |
I wonder if I tickle it's feet; will it kick? |
Say hi to Sloaire |
Crazy-ass merchant
While in Undead Parish, why not visit the local merchant.
'Sup. |
This thing allows you to store anything you have on you into it; getting rid of your equipment burden. That, and if your inventory is clogged with useless shit this is a good place to banish it.
There is no "selling" feature. You either give the item to someone who summoned or you summoned, or ya give it to a special someone to eat. More on him at a later time.
Lautrec the Dick Head
Before the Gargoyles Bob and Steve, you have a chance to save an NPC called Lautrec. Once saved, he moves to Firelink Shrine (the big starting place) and parks his glorious golden ass across from the fire keeper.
You don't look or sound evil at all! |
Trust me; It's a royal pain in the ass losing this bonfire. So were going to do what any sensible person would:
KICK HIS SORRY ASS OFF THE CLIFF "SPARTA!" STYLE.
This...Is... |
DARK SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
"Come at me, Bitches!" |
Thanks for the ring asshole! |
The Black Knight
Still in Undead Parish, we go back to that little stairway down where I showed ya's in Episode One. Here, a Black Knight camps a crappy ring, but it's what he drops is good.
Don't try this at home. I am a professional. |
Anyways this dude hits pretty hard and can be a bitch to kill at low level. If you can parry him or backstab him, it'll make life easier. However I am using a +5 Halbeard at this point so he goes down well with poking motions.
Suck it ass wipe! Thanks for the chunk! |
It's supposed to boost defense before you die. I'm already dead when it kicks in. |
See this alley? We'll be going down there. |
Havel the Rock and his Dragon Tooth of Doom
Also mentioned before, behind a little door lies a big angry hollow man; Havel the Rock.
He drops a ring I would kill for, (well I am anyways durrrr) but the problem lies in his weapon of choice:
Holy shit a Dragon's Tooth?! |
At low level, it is NOT recommended to fight him. He can take a shit ton of damage. Best bet: Back stab the bitch. A frontal attack will leave you open for M.C. Hammer puns and a trip back to the bonfire. Yes, I do have a lot of personal experience.
Hammer-Time this! |
If my Halbeard breaks from you, I am going to carve another one from your fat ass! |
Eh, your ring will suffice. |
Near the Undead Church is a Blacksmith Andre.
Dude. How can *I* look like that? |
He's pretty much a badass and is the source for leveling up weapons beyond regular smiting. Such as enchanting it to be divine or a higher level.
Told ya. |
See you all Saturday!
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