So while playing with my DOOM-buddy, as I call him, I got lost after dying from a goddam invisible Pinky demon. Shit heads that they are...
On my way back I had the up most pleasure of running into a Baron of Hell with an entourage.
Feeling like a badass (first mistake) I decided to punch the thing in the unmentionables until it croaked and melted into a pile of guts.
I should've realized if this thing can take a direct hit with the frickin BFG, then punching it is gonna feel like a massage to the groin for him. Or it.
I mentioned that it was wearing khaki pants while whipping me back to the spawn.
My friend denied the fact that the Baron was wearing khaki pants; didn't believe me for a second. Then, he got a closer look, after I was done punching it.
Doesn't it look like it is wearing khaki's?
"I must look fashionable for chucking green fireballs at dumbass marines who punch me in the groin." |
Then again I imagine big boy here to have a Romanian accent and like long walks on the demonic beach and dinner by skull-lit candlelight.
Suddenly I feel like wearing khaki pants now.
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