So I finally got some photos
of me dying totally kicking ass in survival in Minecraft.
We decided to build separate houses
as mentioned by my friend who, again, brung up the idea to cannibalize me
first. Such a nice friend!
I was unable to gather enough
materials to finish my house, (i.e a DOOR) which soon led me to a confrontation
with a skeleton, three creepers, and a spider.
I manage to kill the skeleton with
three hearts remaining.
Me: 1
Monsters: 0
A few seconds later and borrowed
some wood from a neighbor, I have a door. Only to have this chap to come and
say "hi",
I grab a sword and whack his ass
into bone meal.
Me: 2
Monsters: 0
Soon after the creepers start to
invade. And when I say "invade"I mean "spawn on every square inch of grass populating the country side."
Four creepers attempt to blow me up and my house. Only one manages to do so.
Me: 2
Monsters: -4 (suckers!)
About two minutes later, the spiders invaded. I decided to try and get a picture of one up close. You know, like they do it on the Discovery Channel. After five different attempts, I finally got one:
Totally. Wort. It.
Me: -3 (for the times I died getting that picture)
Monsters: 1 (bastards.)
I think the next update should give us the ability to create a can of frickin Raid. That'll fuckin teach those spiders!
Four creepers attempt to blow me up and my house. Only one manages to do so.
Me: 2
Monsters: -4 (suckers!)
About two minutes later, the spiders invaded. I decided to try and get a picture of one up close. You know, like they do it on the Discovery Channel. After five different attempts, I finally got one:
Waaaaaaaay too close for comfort. |
Me: -3 (for the times I died getting that picture)
Monsters: 1 (bastards.)
I think the next update should give us the ability to create a can of frickin Raid. That'll fuckin teach those spiders!
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